created May 05, 2008 by Jim Cowie
8 responses
Apologies to those who live outside the USA, who will not be receiving a big fat check from the government for doing nothing at all. It's the American way!
the IRS dropped direct deposit over a week early, so these dates are already wrong, jim.
I wonder how much of a boost these checks will give to the economy.
Do you still get the check if you're hiding out in a cabin in Montana protesting the right of the Federal Government to levy illegal taxation on an unwitting population? If I'm left out, I'm going to be very pissed.
For maximum stimulus impact, every citizen should have to go to the local county courthouse steps, where their local congressman would be standing with a big bag full of twenties (the bag would have a huge dollar sign on the side, of course). Then the congressman would count out your stimulus money into your open palm, as the gathered crowd chants "TWENTY! FORTY! SIXTY! uhh... SEV.. EIGHTY! ONE HUNNERD!"
all this direct deposit nonsense eliminates the valuable theatrical component of getting the country into the mood for spending.
I plan to race through the streets of manchester, new hampshire yelling WOOOOOOO with dollar bills in my fists and falling out of my coat pockets, like in the cartoons
We need a photo of that for Babbledog.
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