created Jun 19, 2008 by todd
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Somebody should tell me how they tell a woman's foot from a man's.
angle of the bones, i'm pretty sure. since the pelvis is completely different, i think that carries over to the knees/ankles. there are probably size and shape differences, too.
now, to be clear, this is knowledge gleaned from 'bones' rather than real science education.
a doctor i'm talking to right now says: "bone xrays. mens bones and womens bones look really different. the epiphyseal plates close much earlier in women than men." so somethign like that.
or, they could just do dna on the blood.
Man, I was gonna post this story. Todd, you beat me to it.
This situation brought to mind one in the southeastern United States where a child's foot was found on a beach. Eventually, they traced it to a hospital where it had been amputated. A doctor had taken it home to use it as crab bait. It somehow managed to escape the trap and wash ashore. I don't think the doctor is practicing medicine anymore.
"a doctor took it home to use as crab bait." sigh. that's a sentence that could probably only be uttered truthfully in a novel. or in the south.
This foot seems to be a hoax.
All the punsters around and no one has yet said: "The case is afoot."
Todd: I lived in the Mississippi Gulf Coast for 5 years, and I never heard of anyone using human remains as crab bait. "In the South" -- about as funny as the VP saying his cousins married and they weren't even from West Virginia!
arkansan: that may be where we diverge. i thought that one was funny, too. but i have family from the southern midwest and south ('bama, arkansas, the state of misery, KY) so i guess i would find it funny. they're probably all cousins.
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