The Standing Room reports that the lady pictured at left "is having a secret affair with a coworker. While they sat, stranded, waiting in vain on a delayed flight, she "made a series of calls to various girl friends to discuss the situation All her friends are 'the best.' Ha ha ha Let this be a lesson to everyone: if you babble about secret affairs while surrounded by annoyed travelers at the airport, someone will instantly upload a photo of you to the internet