Why are politics in Russia so much more interesting than they are in the US? When was the last time a flying, remote controlled penis flew towards Obama during a campaign stop?

"After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience shouts, "Finally the political power shows its face!" Kasparov quickly replies, "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience."