I'm thinking that's the perfect relationship. You're not a sad lonely single person but you live on your own and therefore can do what you want with the toilet seat.
You haven't registered your email or chosen a password, so
if you log out now, you'll never be able to log back in
as None. That means you won't be able to edit
your profile, post messages as
None, or otherwise enjoy the privileges that go along
with the great name of None.